obligatory pinned post. i’ll edit this later maybe i just want quick access to my tags
i don't like windows when they're closed
ALTlawyers' linkedin pages are awesome lmao
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oh state of new york if i may ask for your official stance as a humble citizen of CNY who pretends we have cultural exports outside of NYC: fuck marry kill, salt potatoes, utica greens, chicken riggies?
the only answer is kill: myself. because i have to choose between 3 sexy bad bitches
reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old
love when people say "red blooded american" like what other fucking blood color is there
STOOOOP STOP THE HOMESTUCK STOOOOPP!!!! AAUUUUH
a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory
ALT
Best part of non-American twitter is that sometimes Trending In [Country] will just be a set of loose words that people from your country happen to be using a lot today.
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okay great post very funny. setting that aside for now. what the fuck are we even doing anymore vis-a-vis censoring screenshots of other social media. what even is that, a thermometer? a riding crop? a white cane? that cannot possibly be less effort than blacking out the word or even putting some other, more opaque emoji over it
everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁
im nice…..
He’s literally nice
many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform
what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night
thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother
ftm macklemore be like
Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock
Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop
transmasclemore. is this anything
is anybody out there?
op this reminded me of my transfem eminem rap
Who’s trying to be the transfeminem to my transmasclemore? #tf2
tu vas me détruire
this is how i hope the vampire lestat goes
The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much